Apply now for an initial 4 month contract for football players in Bristols oldest and best league club There are 4 positions we are recruiting for with a potential start date of 8th September 2012 Please only apply if you meet the criteria stated and you have not already previously applied for these positions or have played or are associated with a recently formed club in Bristol. These positions are contract positions only, however if successfull consideration will be given to extend the contract or make full time permanant Job Description Striker---- 2 positions avaliable Must have scored an average of 1 goal a game or 18 goals PS over the last 3 seasons. Must be rampant, slotting goals on a regular basis and ripping apart the hearts out of opposition teams and terrorising defences with incisive runs and blinding speed. Must have the ability to finish from anywhere, enjoys nothing more than outwitting opposition keepers but must have superb ability on the ball and to bring teammates into the game similar to Lambo. Must have played in the championship, football league 1 or 2 /scottish div 1 or 2 or equivelant in Europe for the last 5 years. Must be able to start before October 1st 2012 Midfield maestros- 2 positions avaliable Must be established in the football league. Must be a dangerous attacking midfielder Proven to be a regular goal-scorer throughout career Must have the ability to frequently make explosive runs to break open defences. Must bring a remarkable presence around the box. Must bring his creative brilliance to the midfield. Must be to be a true entertainer on the pitch.(crowd favourite) Must be a creative midfielder already established in the football league, Must have the ability to break up opposition play, create for his teammates and beat defenders when he is on the ball. So there you have it if you have the qualities and experience to succeed for a club looking to gain successive promotions,sound financial backing with a new stadium in the pipeline with an excellent manager contact us now. Who should we go out and get Gasheads name them now!! What other qualities do you feel they should posses to make us even more proud to be a BRFC supporter. COR NB This is not a real advert and is put together as an example of what we supporters would wish for and just for fun!!
After this season: Must hold a minibus licence to drive the players to the game. Must be willing to wash the shirts every 11 weeks or so. Must be prepared to be linesman if named as a sub. Must be able to pick dog **** up from the pitch before the game. Must attend training once a week Must meet in the local boozer for a pre match pint Must enjoy getting lumps kicked out of them but fat bastards. Well that was my experience of non league football anyway...
No names thrown in the hat Gasheads surely you are not satisfied with our current crop of midfielders/strikers?? Following recent performances although I am a season ticket holder not sure if I will turn up on Sat as we really lack a cutting edge up front and any guile finess in midfield COR