Who is our pen taker this year?

I'm guessing Fletcher? Could be Seb orJohnson?

 

If Fletcher, as our brand new keen to score £12m striker doesn't want to take them, I'd be asking why the hell not.

I don't think Sessegnon hits the ball true enough to take pens personally.

Johnson, McClean or Larsson would be fine imo BTW.

 

Probably Seb although he did miss one last year.

If I remember correctly Sess scored the only one he's ever took so maybe him.

 

I think he will let Fletcher/Saha take it to help with their goal tallys

Wouldnt let Seb or Johnson take them however

 

We probs wont get one. We havent won a bloody corner kick yet this season and it will be september the 16th or 17th at the earliest lol. Is that a record? Must be!

 

It has to be fletcher dos'nt it

 

Lee Cattermole.

 

OK lads. Stop bleating. I'll take them, ok.

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Bards. He can hit them

 

Does it matter we never get any pens giving fletcher if we do tho

 

So. Not me then.

Thanks guys.

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Let it go Bobby.....let it go mate.

 

Haha nee one on here boshed obviously but when I told local footy phone in the earliest SAFC could win their 1st corner of the season is september 17th (or when ever our next game is) they thought that was a brilliant stat and probably a record. Just saying like...erm AJ for pen duties-if we ever get one....

 

Bardsley

 

**** Bardsley.

It's me.

Not a question. It's a statement.

Me

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Say sorry to Bardsley and you might get a chance

 

Bardsley. You're good but while I'm around you'll always be second best. Now. Get out of the box and let me show you how to do it.

That any good?

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Anybody who can hit the f*cker hard and not like RVP.

Bardo isn't a bad shout. Alt: Fletch if it will help his goal tally.

 

What about MY goal tally?

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Bobby you're first reserve! Tiz, your stat is noted. It is bizarre.