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Discussion in 'Ipswich Town' started by stilljaroldcanary, Sep 1, 2012.

  1. stephenhawkingsfootballboots

    stephenhawkingsfootballboots Active Member

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    I hate to have to pull you up on your ignorance again, but we're in different leagues so, in the unlikely event that both teams are relegated this season, we'll be going to different leagues and on different dates.

    As for, ahem, won nowt never, I'm not sure whether to start lambasting your for your blatant disregard of the double negative rule or to suggest you research your 'statistics'. Our country cousins in Norfolk, for example, won promotion to the Premiership as long ago as the season before last and are still there. As for Ipswich, have you heard of Sirs Bobby Robson or Alf Ramsey? 1978 and 1981 ring any bells?

    'won nowt never' is growing on me though. I'm going to email Ken Bates and suggest it as Leeds' new motto.

    Tatty bye
     
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  2. lifecheshirewhite

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    ffs your a really thick one aren't you,lets make it simple for your neanderthal brain.How many times has a yokel Anglia team won the top league in England ?.not 2nd,3rd,4th divisions.Didn't say you would get relegated from the same league did I,get a grown up to explain how you can both go down from different leagues.ps it says ever not never stupid.
     
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  3. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    "not the way you have stem stupid"

    Anyone see anything wrong with this statement?

    "ffs your a really thick one aren't you"

    Anyone see anything wrong with this statement?

    If you're trying to call people thick, please try to spell properly yourself.
     
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  4. stephenhawkingsfootballboots

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    Got to give the lad credit for showing up on here, day after day, just to take a pasting from us. What upsets me, is that he doesn't realise how stupid he's making himself appear to anyone reading his comments.

    He then goes on to call everyone else thick, which is like the delicious chocolatey icing on the already sumptuous cake.

    I can't be held liable for the outpourings of an unknowingly self-deprecating lumpen proletarian malcontent, without the intelligence to comprehend that his otherwise witty repartee brings shadenfreude-esque delight to us thicko yokels.

    But it's a slamming indictment of the disparity between sport and education. The spiralling decline of a nihilistic mind into the abyss of cognoscent failure.

    And with that parting repost, I'm off for a poo.
     
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  5. itfcptc

    itfcptc Well-Known Member

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    Did one of the missiles from your thug fans that you were throwing at our fans when we relegated you accidently hit you on the head and knock the sense out of you or something???
     
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  6. lifecheshirewhite

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    best part of you down the pan,mind you,you needed to go as you've been talking **** for days.:smiley-finger007:

    ps spelling. schadenfreude-esque,and chocolaty.<whistle>.<laugh>
     
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  7. stephenhawkingsfootballboots

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    You've got me on shadenfreude (damned predictive text) but "chocolaty" isn't a word in any language. Perhaps you should try the OED instead of Urban Dictionary.

    Not surprised that that's the best you could do though. No worries, schools are back this week. You can brush up.
     
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  8. lifecheshirewhite

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    chocolaty - Wiktionaryen.wiktionary.org/wiki/chocolatyCached - Similar
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    chocolaty (comparative more chocolaty, superlative most chocolaty) ... Molten Chocolate Cakes are wonderfully oozy and chocolaty — many people think they' re ...
     
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  9. stephenhawkingsfootballboots

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    We don't live in America you Wikitard.
     
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  10. lifecheshirewhite

    lifecheshirewhite Cheese

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    but "chocolaty" isn't a word in any language.
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    Your statment I believe ?.:).So looks like your wrong again,and Americans speak.English

    Urban Dictionary: I rest my casewww.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=I%20rest%20my%20caseCached - Similar
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    To say "I rest my case" means therefore that, as far as you are concerned, you've done more than enough to prove your point, and need say no more.
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    Time I let you off the hook now,so off you swim.
    been in my keep net long enough.
     
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  11. Blue Monkey

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    How many times has a yokel Anglia team won the top league in England ? 1

    Trot on before you wet yourself petal <ok>
     
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  12. stephenhawkingsfootballboots

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    Cheshire's answer to Stephen (or is it Steven? Please help!) Fry...

    I think I'm in love. Butter up, 6 fingers coming your way. Please respond if you're interested. I'll take any response as a yes. Mwah!
     
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  13. stephenhawkingsfootballboots

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    Thanks for the private message Cheshirewhite.

    It's a kind offer, but I'm not that way inclined. Not that there's anything wrong with it. I hope for your sake prejudice is booted out of football and you can open up in public like you did to me in private.

    Keep on being fabulous.

    The Hawk.
     
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    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    What a clown...

    We have won the English First Division, FA Cup & UEFA Cup as well as being unbeaten in 48 European games at home. The only unbeaten European home record of any English club! We gave the England national team it's 2 most successful managers, Sir Alf Ramsey and Sir Bobby Robson. By comparison you gave the England national team a dirty crook who bailed out to the Arabs all in pursuit of personal gain. It just about sums you lot up when you worship Don Revie as a legend! We haven't played outside the top 2 leagues in England in 55 years 1956/57, where were your lot 3 years ago?
     
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  15. NORWICHFANNOTON606

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    I read this and a little bit of piss came out...
     
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  16. stephenhawkingsfootballboots

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    Then my work here is done!
     
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    <laugh>

    Great stuff on this thread. Nothing unites the various factions of East Anglia like an ignorant Weeds fan!

    <ok>
     
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  18. lifecheshirewhite

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    1 more nail.<laugh>
     
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    How did "Mighty Leeds" get on in Cardiff?

    <doh> epic fail!
     
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  20. WEIGHTY CRIMSON PLUM

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    .....................
    <ok>
     
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