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Moral Quandary

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Sep 3, 2012.

  1. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I hope Mrs Diccus notes that I gallantly offered to step in, and rewards me appropriately.
     
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  2. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    I hope Mrs D shags yer best pal.
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Um, this, tragically <ok>
     
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  4. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    i know my **** <ok>
     
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  5. Tina_old

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    That about sums the quandary up.
     
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  6. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Painter's in
     
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  7. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    No. I'm unwell. **** you. ****face McFuckwitwankerbawz.
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    So do I, because controversially, I am in fact his best pal. :grin:
     
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  9. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    The main question is:

    How pumpable is Mrs Bib? :bandit:
     
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  10. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Photo?
     
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  11. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Or Diccus sleeps with young bird and develops a cold the following week. After taking numerous medicines pays a visit to the doctor where he checks his cholesterol, blood pressure and takes a blood sample, recommending he gets more rest and drinks plenty of fluids.

    9 days later Diccus receives a phone call from his doctor asking him to come in for a further sample. The week after he phones up the doctor only to be told the devastating news that he has contracted Aids.

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    After contemplating suicide he contacts the young girl to give her an earful only to be greeted on the other end by a shaking voice informing him that her period is late and that he is the only recent fella that she has slept with.

    With the aids news and forthcoming baby eating at his conscience he decides to sit the wife down to tell all. After pouring his heart out and sobbing at the feet of his wife, she eventually packs a bag and storms out of the house slamming the front door, breaking a pane of glass.

    After playing the couples favourite song on repeat (Snow - Informer) he necks a bottle of whiskey with a fist full of painkillers. As he falls to the ground hitting his head he inadvertingly throws up emptying his stomach of all contents.
     
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  12. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    And they all lived happily ever after.
     
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  13. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    I think we need a 'Mrs Bib -Wid Ye?' article.

    He'll deffo put pics of her up then.
     
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  14. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    It's 100% certain that he will put the pics up, oor Bib is such a fkin lad!!

    He won't let us down like that **** <MUIR> who's failure to post the pics of his ex meant he was banished from the forum.
     
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  15. Null

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    That's Fifers for ye...
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    She's quite the looker. Cooks a crackin Sunday lunch. Even her squinty eye and gimpy leg widny put me aff ridin her.
     
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  17. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    One of the ways you will get caught is posting all about it on a public internet forum.

    So my advice on a public internet forum is not to do it, I'd never do such a thing. :bandit:
     
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  18. Medro

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    You reckon your wife comes on here to spy on you and read all about what you have done?
     
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  19. Tina_old

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    Just as well she can't see our pm's, Mick <princess>

    <laugh>
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You don't seem to know very much about wimmin.

    1. Keep a PIN lock on your phone
    2. Always delete you Internet browsing history
    3. Always properly delete emails etc (don't consign them to the recycle bin)
    4. Never let her know any public forums you use.
     
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