Rangers get highest attendance in Scotland

25,000 empty seats for you on Wednesday

Anyway, being serious, I think we'll average about 45,000 for the season. We haven't had a full stadium for a league game outwith OF games and trophy presentations for a few years. Too expensive for the product on offer.

 

Then there's tubes like me who paid for their seat and spent Saturday at a ****in' build-a-bear workshop party

 

85%er

 

Faithful fro and fro

I ****ing hate they shops

"Would you like to buy some clothes"

"NAW - IT'S A FUCKING BEAR!!"

 

At Ibrox?

 

I'm only in them when it's one of their friends' parties.

So, I need to buy the wean I don't know a present , then I need to pay for one of my weans to get a ****ey bear , then I need to spend two hours hanging about Braefuckinhead waitin on them coming out

I was with my eldest daughter waiting outside it - this woman (I **** you not - at least 50 she wis) comes running up to her husband/carer and token mong pal with a pair of shoes (for a teddy bear) screaming "I had to get them - they're tooooooo cute".

My eldest is at that age where social mockery is the height of comedy to her and people's feelings outside her inner circle are utterly unimportant.

So, she openly laughed like **** and actually pointed at this mad woman saying "Dad, that wummin's aff her heid hahahahah haha"

I was hitting a full riddy <shame>

 

Ally went to a Build a Bear workshop and got David Templeton.

 

Yer wean's got a ned accent

 

Been in the one in Buchanan Galleries. Twice.

Before they stitch the bear up they offer a bowl of hearts for you to choose from. Lassie asked me if I wanted to kiss the wee bear heart before it was stitched up inside. I think the look I gave her conveyed exactly what I felt about that.

They gie ye a ****in birth cetrificate for it anaw.

 

I hope he was paraphrasing.

 

Poor wee lassie is gettin dragged up rather than raised. As per the timmy script.

 

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She actually has a far more annoying accent than a ned accent

She's a goth so she speaks in a deliberately deep voice and pronounces r's like someone fae Milngavie or something <beeling>

She says "yyyyeah" instead of "aye"

 

edge, you a school teacher?..just a stab in the dark.and what age am i?,ask other men that a lot do you???.

 

Sounds awful, I changed my mind go and cheat on her ma.

 

gutter

 

edge ,take your rage and turn it into something more productive.and best of luck with your rise through the ranks of the grammar and punctuation police.you'll do well my friend

 

Did they skin you Gambol? I got a wee dog out of there for my niece that looked like you. Mind you at that price they skinned me too.

 

I blame the parents