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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Sep 3, 2012.

  1. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Don't listen to the virgin or you might end up babysitting while YOUR wife is out getting pumped

    And don't wear a condom <PapalOrder>
     
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    Hard to know what one would do until you're in that position but I'd hope I would say no purely because you never know where it's going to end and what the implications could be in the long term.

    If you do go ahead please make sure you tell the forum all about it and include photographs and, if possible a little video <ok>
     
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  3. GroveRanger

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    Difficult decision indeed.

    On the one hand you could destroy the young filly with the hooters thus serving your ego and giving the little fireman a trip around tit town but on the other hand if you slip up and the other half ever finds out at best she will clean you out and at worst you will be looking for your dick where she cut it off and threw it out the window (Bobbitt).

    Our office is not well served with hotties, mainly fodder for Weight Watchers and Saga holidays. There is a magnificently chested burd in one of the other departments but as I have described her before as a bit of a BOBFOC - body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch, and she has never shown any interest in the males around here so suspect she is a wearer of comfortable shoes.

    There is the odd occasion when we are visited by one of the girls from our client department and the whole place comes to a standstill because she is top to tail fine, she'd turn Dale Winton onto the right path. Little minx is a total tease too and what is worse she does it to all the blokes leaving us trying in vain to compete for her attention. It is like dipping a steak into a pool full of piranhas who have only ever been fed breadcrumbs.

    What the hell, go for the shag and insist on taking photos so that you can A) have something to look at when you are all alone in your bedsit flat after your missus kicks you out and B) post the photos for us sad perverts to look at on NOT606.
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

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    Quite.
     
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  5. Medro

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    This does not make any sense
     
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  6. RAVENBLACK

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    dont know if you have noticed but not a lot does on this site.
     
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  7. Mind The Duck

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    Hope that helped
     
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  8. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    I'm not a virgin.

    I don't babysit, my nephews live 1000s of miles away

    You may think that I am boring, that is your opinion

    I don't need to sneak about, I am currently single
     
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  9. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Who mentioned your nephews? Medro's **** shame.
     
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  10. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    I looked after my nephews during the summer when I was over in the states visiting them.

    Mindy thought that was hilarious.
     
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  11. Barrie Lochrie

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    Stay FAITHFUL!!!

    I've never been unfaithful since we got married, if she found out that I'd cheated on her, it would break her heart and ruin my family, for that reason, stay strong!

    (Unless this thing is a pyoor babe and it's just a one off - you'll probably come after 5 seconds anyway and she won't want you to **** her again so **** IT!! Smash it!)
     
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  12. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    ****.
     
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  13. Barrie Lochrie

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    <laugh>
     
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  14. Mind The Duck

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    :well duh...

    See above
     
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  15. Barrie Lochrie

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    Toby in failing to read the white text disaster.
     
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  16. Tina_old

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    You're gonna do it, I dunno why you're asking for opinions.
     
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  17. Toby

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    <laugh> <tobyfail>

    You're still a ****
     
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  18. Kim Jong Il

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    because he is trying to validate his choice through peer support.
     
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  19. Tina_old

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    Anyone who tries to validate ANYTHING by asking opinion on here needs putting down.
     
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    Love it!

    Mrs Diccus - "caught you - how the hell could you do this to me?"

    Biggus - "Mind the step, Kim Jong Il and Gambol told me to do it - it wasn't my fault"
     
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