Moral Quandary

I love my wife, right

Since we got married, I huvnae so much as poked another bird <smug>

But...


I've got a wee secondee at work who's twenty and has pretty immense tits.

She's now working in another department after I gave her a recommendation - she's always been a bit flirty with me but that could've been to curry favour during her secondment.

Now, she's sending me messages trying to co-ordinate times away at other offices in the country cos she wants stuffed big time with the big man's cervix smasher.

What should I do?

I want to be faithful to my wife but, lordy lordy, you should see these jugs.

 

Shag her. I will be so disappointed in you for cheating on yer missus I will never speak to you again. It's a win-win for ye

 

I might be able to step in for you subject to a cursory quality control check. Send me her contact details and a recent photo of her licking an ice-cream.

 

Get a Monica off her.

Doesnt count as sexual relations.

 

i was in a similar situation myself last year (except it was a summer student from uni and im not married to kirsten)

i gave wee charlotte a seein to on her 'leaving night' - which was a semi work do at that golf lounge where theres booths u can play that mad computer golf and theres a free BBQ - and never spoke to her again afterwards n ive been faithful ever since

 

Photo

 

Did you manage to spunk inside her? Or was it all down her leg as per the script?

 

nah, squirted up her fadge

only thing is - i had to go all the way to larbert for it, and her disabled maw was lyin upstairs. now stop singlin me out for cyber bullyin all the time n contribute n give ur views etc

 

That's an open goal. I hope you bagged a brace.

 

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haha did i **** man her da was lyin next to her im sure

 

Don't do it.

There could be the off chance that she's a complete head **** and dobs ya right in to your missus breaking up your relationship, sending you into a spiral of depression and eventually leading to your suicide.

 

i say go for it biggus, nae point stickin to one woman if u have a massive walloper and if she is a nutjob like medro suggests just find a way to keep her quiet i.e keep pumpin her

 

I got caught out bigstyle before.

Since tying the nuptials, though, I wanted to be a good boy.

This wee thing, though.

I want tae pump her intae next week.

 

I don't think you should do it, but you're a ****. So go ahead

 

A trail that ER is currently blazing.

 

Do it.

Let me know which night you'll be away pumpin the wee bit o' totty.

 

first of all this

but I was in a similar situation last year at uni. wee Korean burd not spectacular tits and a very basic grasp of Engrish but a nice ass and a beautiful face. the was gagging for it, she kept leaving me notes on my desk telling me how handsome i am and carrying my books for me.

I took the Honourable path and didn't pump her, she failed last year and isnt coming back so the window of opportunity has closed. shortly after me and the burd hit a rough patch not pumping her is the only regret in my entire life.

 

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Hope you used your tongue scraper 1st

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Done the dirty before with my ex girl friend's workmate. Good lookin girl with crackin tits but gave the worst gob job. Gave her a 2nd go before she started talking about droppin my woman to go with her. Knocked it on the head there and then but she turned into a real **** towards my ex. But managed to keep it a secret from her, but I'm guessing if she finds out i'll be gettin a swift boot to the balls.