Worst media story of 2011?

I think I've found it. I've heard some drivel from newspapers and websites over the years, but this one just hits a new low in terms of pure pointless crap.

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/new...-admitted-he-is-overweight-article726668.html

My mind cannot fathom how they took such an insigificant and meaningless comment like "I weigh more than 69 kilograms" and then spun up a national press story about how he's admitted he's 'struggling with his weight'.

Really, really dire.

 

I think 'Tiote and Kuqi in training ground bust-up' is up there to be fair.

 

Yeah Colly, the supposed Tiote/Kuqi "bust-up" was almost hilarious. So bad in fact, it was pulled from the Daily Fail's website the same day.

Good call tho Chappaz, that is a great big shining winnet on a turd of a newspaper.

 

Thought this was going to be about the Royal ****ing Wedding. I really couldn't give less of a **** about it but people are determined to foist their pathetic obsessions with other people's lives on you all the time. **** I hate celeb culture. I just read on the BBC website that there have been 5,500 applications for road closures. A little warning for anyone planning one, I won't be ****ing around with diversions, if my way is blocked it'll be human bowling on a grand scale.

 

I like Will and Kate, so much so in fact I have a tattoo of each face on my arse cheeks and a love heart around my clinker.

I'm gonna buy the royal teacup and saucer set too. Gonna do a **** on it then **** all over it. And film it. And call it one guy two cups. And become a millionnaire.

That's my plan anyway and I'm sticking to it. It's flawless.

 

Oh **** yeah. Forgot about that. Im personally not sure which one just about edges it in terms of utter ****e journalism.

 

Nolan and Carroll ''In Coke fuelled Romp'' was a favourite of mine.