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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by Channonfodder, Aug 30, 2012.

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  1. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    is she old enough for that?
     
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  2. Dan

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    Oi, I'm very protective (not like a father)
     
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    Is it me or is she getting hotter and hotter every time she plays?Seems like it.
     
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  4. fatletiss

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    well i was asking the question in a father like manner. She looks too young to me, but anyone under 30 looks too young for me!
     
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    Uh oh... any of you on Twitter - the rather well-known Andrew Halford wants to fight me.

    Because I said he was silly for saying we shouldn't have signed Gaston and that he would get rid of Rodriguez and keep Sharp.

    Then he denied messaging Buttner on Facebook and when I showed that he tweeted a picture of it he offered a fight. Deary me.
     
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  6. Dan

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    She's only two years younger than me (oh, wait, six years older) so that's fine. She definitely is too young for you, hands off!
     
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    Age is just a number.
     
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    Unless that number is below 16, in which case it's quite important...
     
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  9. fatletiss

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    she's yours.... she is no Kylie!
     
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  10. Dan

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    Kylie is too old for me :( Doesn't stop me fancying her.
     
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  11. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    and a prison is just a home.
     
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    woooooooooooooh. We may have a problem here fella. Make your mind up. I have a small piece of laminated card, with only one name on it. She turns up, she's mine. You go fishing in the younger pool ......please?

    Last Easter (2011), my younger sister (leave it!) called me to see if I wanted the spare ticket to see Kylie at the O2. I went, of course. My wife said as I left... " you got everything". I said "yes, of course, including this" ... and pulled a toothbrush out my back pocket. "You just never know", I said.
     
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    Dan can we get pissed nice and early on Sunday? - need to alleviate the stress of moving in tomorrow :)
     
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  14. Dan

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    Oh it's fine, you can have Kylie. I'll just fancy her secretly.

    I'm sure your wife was delighted!! I take it she has a similar laminated card with only one name on?

    Yep!
     
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    she has a book.
     
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    If Usain Bolt is in it, you better hope he doesn't show up...
     
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  17. fatletiss

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    It'd be ok; she is half Jamaican and so if he knocked on the door, she'd collapse. And in anycase, I reckon I could be quicker than him ....
     
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    This was on twitter today and I was wondering if anyone else took part in it? I did and so far its been a good laugh.
     
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    Hello everyone!
     
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    You're lying!How in gods name are you able to still type?!
     
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