Anyone seen Secret Ranger? Just asking.
Walking across that 'imminent' training ground with Defoe.
Anyone seen Secret Ranger? Just asking.
Anyone seen Secret Ranger? Just asking.
Joseph BartonVerified‏@Joey7Barton
Beats the rain, "excuse moi, café au lait s'il vous plaît?"
More French from Joey
He knows f'all French.....just using Google translator trying to look culturally intelligent, when he is nothing more than a scouser chav, done good in football.
He probably thinks he's going to become a painter or poet over there.
Indeed....I can see him now sitting near the French Rivieria, wearing a Bearnais Berret and donning a thin curled moustache and white and black strippy jumper.....sipping on French Wine and eating Cheese.....while spouting off quotes from the German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche. Joey barton n'est pas Francais!
Berbatov has completed his move to Fulham.

that's not egg!Getting a rag to wipe the egg off his face....![]()

I think youve just described DT!
Looks happy in the pictures.
I bet he cant wait to have 150 fans watching play away.