Rang MON earlier.

Had to ring him in a panic, when I heard Jenas was preparing to leave for the NE.

I shouldn't really post the convo but what the hell!


MR, "Marty! It's me MR. What the **** is this about Jenas?"

MON, " Hi mate, one of the scouts recommended taking him on the cheap. Reckons he could do a job for us!"

MR, "Do we need another ****house cleaner?

MON, "Hahaha, so you don't rate him then?"

MR, "Rate him? No way, he was canny a few years ago, even then he was over rated. Plus he will spend more time than I do at the doctors.!"

MON, "So who do you reckon I should go for?"

MR, "I don't think we need anyone else in midfield right now maybe next year. What we have here and now is better than Jenas on his best day. FFS, I would prefer Richardson to Jenas!"

MON, "Ricco sent his love before he went by the way!"

MR, "Yeah I bet, hahaha."

MON, "OK I will give Jenas the elbow, I better ring him quick he is on his way!"

MR, "Cheers mate, trust me it's for the best. By the way who else is coming in, has to be a world class left back?"

MON, "Like I'm gonna tell you, you would stick it straight on NOT606. hahaha"

 

MON told me (well somebody suggested to me...) that MILNER is the man, but it's all dependant on City securing not 1, but 2 midfielders this afternoon.

We shall see...

 

Jenas is available mate.

 

He didn't mention Milner mate, but if the negotiations are delicate he never does.

 

Stop trying to depress me.

 

I heard Jenas is a figment of all our imaginations, he actually doesn't exist. Never has. Never will.

 

Seen him in a few nightmares, since it was rumoured he was an actual footballer.

 

I imagined him as a sweet factory worker, packing fudge with Kieron Dyer.

 

Are we talking about Samantha? i'd give her one.

 

At least he wasn't a sausage stuffer.

I would still have gave her one when she put on all the extra pounds for that rugby film "Up and Under".

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Ok, let's see how good my source is.... Man City look to have done Maicon & Javi Garcia, bang on the money to this point, so is he right on Milner.

He even had the price for Garcia right, I said '**** off, £24million!'

Milner makes more sense than Dempsey, to me anyway.

 

For his versatility Milner is way better than Dempsey.
With the bindippers already offloading, they have to go all out to secure Dempsey.
They will offer him silly wages.

 

Would still rather have Samantha, sorry lads but been offshore for ages.

Milner would be a better capture than Dempsey and would really send the right signals out.

 

Sorry lads but i thought it was more goals we wanted hence dempsy

 

Dempsy would have been nice mate, just heard his move to Liverpool fell though?
Dunno if it's true.
With them getting rid of Mandy I thought they would be pushing for him.

We should still be ok with a forward line of Sess and Fletcher.

 

Milner would give us more as a team than Dempsey, no question.

The Milner thing is spreading like wildfire now, let's see.

 

Is it all on twitter MM?


<<<<<< Doesn't do twitter.

 

Yep,

I think this is a chance, there was talk yesterday of an 'England international midfielder'

Jenas is NOT an England international, he WAS.

 

Just rang MON again.

I know I shouldn't but here's the convo.........



MR "Hi Marty owt happening?"

MON "I thought I told you to stop ringing me!"

MR "Haha very funny, so anyone else in the window?"

MON " I'm not joking, you ring me again and the police will be involved."

MR "Ha'way man Marty you can tell me, you know I wont tell anyone."

MON "I'm on the other line now talking to the police."

MR "To escort our new signing?"

MON "FFS! Stop ringing me!"

CLICK*

 

So as he hung up?