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Wonderful Lunch

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  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Two of the guys are leaving today and one of the girls (from Pakistan) in the office prepared a wonderful lunch for all of us. Proper curry, chicken Tikka Masala. Absolutely gorgeous. Think I'll ask if I can move in with her, even though she's married.

    God, what a feast!!!
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Aug 31, 2012
  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Cool story bro
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 31, 2012
  3. charlienicholasismydad

    charlienicholasismydad Active Member

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    Thanks for that TOTS, jsut had to make do with a heinz veg soup warmed up in the microwave :angry:
     
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  4. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    whats happenin to this forum man
     
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  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Soiler,

    did you get a good swatch at her hair?
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Aug 31, 2012
  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    did she have shaved eyebrows?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 31, 2012
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    rhyrstea\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
     
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  8. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I've just had Laura Robson on the phone. She's ****ing fuming.
     
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  9. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    One tries to introduce culture and as per the scriptoid it descends into racism and petty insults.
     
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  10. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    shut up ya sassenach teuchter prick.

    Did ye see her hair?

    Aye or naw.
     
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  11. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    "those" you illiterate premature ejaculating fuzzy wuzzy.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Aug 31, 2012
  12. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 31, 2012
  13. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    [video=youtube_share;nfvLowM6Nkk]http://youtu.be/nfvLowM6Nkk[/video]
     
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  14. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Did you not post this before you senile and degenerate old jakey?
     
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  15. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Nothing ER says is true. <ok>

    Nexus only costs £3.50.
     
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  16. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Did he mention if he saw her hair on the previous thread?

    Nuthin' sexier than a wee peek of a muslim lassies locks <ok>
     
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  17. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Very true. As if someone from Pakistan would cook chicken tikka massala <doh>
     
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  18. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    yes like someone from England would not cook Beef Bourguignoin.

    do you practise at being a cretinous dullard or is it a natural talent ****y?
     
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  19. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    So beef bourguignon is a made up French dish invented in Britain? <doh>

    You give idiots a bad name <ok>
     
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  20. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    who said anything about where it was invented you ****in stupid **** of a person.

    Anyone from anywhere can cook whatever they like you ****in cock sucking fud.

    **** me you're one thick ****.

    Now **** off to one of your ****y gay plays you stupid ****ing ****.
     
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