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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by Channonfodder, Aug 30, 2012.

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  1. (Conor)

    (Conor) Well-Known Member

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    Dan, you've changed your Location twice in rather quick succession. You finally made it to Laura's bed?
     
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  2. Mr.Gaston Ramirez

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    Why are jews so smart?
     
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  3. Dan

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    Yeah, I figured I'd come over and sniff her sheets while she's off at the US Open.
     
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    Mr Nice, I got pics of the girls if you want.
     
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  5. (Conor)

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    You should lie naked on her bed with her sheet carefully positioned to cover your balls. She'd love to see that when she walks in.
     
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  6. Mr.Gaston Ramirez

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    No.

    My novel is gonna blow 50 shades away.
     
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    I think everyone wants (especially Gay Bacon Strips, the only girls he knows are lesbians)
     
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    Still got a feel of their boobs though.
     
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    I got a pic of her kissing another girl <laugh>.She is a bit of a slag though.
     
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    Why would you say something like that without posting the picture?
     
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  12. Dan

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    brb
     
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    done
     
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    going to laura's bathroom now?
     
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    Nah didn't make it in time, ended up just using a pillow
     
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    You really know how to make a girl feel special, don't you.
     
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    Anyone ever been to Portugal?
     
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    I wouldn't mind a friends kiss like that from her.
     
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