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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by Channonfodder, Aug 30, 2012.

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  1. JDub

    JDub Well-Known Member

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    So yeah. In Maddy Lucy we trust. She's still reasonably fit, mind.
     
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    As Godders would say, detach your hand from your prick Jake.
     
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    You won't be getting any from her anytime soon though.
     
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  4. JDub

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    Detach? Hahaha.
     
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    Silly bitch...
     
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    Is it only me that finds a girl tjay is really into football a turn off?
     
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    Clearly she doesn't know what she's missing.
     
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  8. JDub

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    Not much, I assure you <laugh>
     
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    Maddy has an account on here called 'Rooney for England-United till I die"
     
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    Depends if they're fit or not. :p
     
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    Yes. I know a few who are into football, and they're also quite fit too. Can only be helpful.
     
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    It's consequential. They're just very rarely attractive.
     
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    Most girls who are "into football" are just pretending and it's really, really annoying when they say stupid things.
     
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    There's a girl on my course (could just end the story there) who used to play football, think she got injured or something. Anyway, she's a Bournemouth fan, and used to be a season ticket holder. She knew her stuff, contrary to the fact she supported Bournemouth.
     
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  15. Joe!

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    Pop psychology time: If a girl is pretending to like football, then she's trying too hard to impress you, which means she has low self-esteem and will most likely be an easy shag.
     
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    She does engineering and she's an actual football fan? Um sorry mate, don't think you're her type.
     
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    Yeah, but then you don't quickly leave in the night whilst she's sleeping; you be a gentleman and take her on dates, wine and dine her, build a strong relationship and end up spending your lives together supporting the Saints.
     
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  18. Joe!

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    Nah, as Dan says, she's way too annoying.
     
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    She also likes Formula One, and like you say does my course. I'm more her type than you'll ever be.
     
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  20. Dan

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    Hot diggity dog. Why is this kind of thing good news for men? Girls don't tend to like guys who try too hard.
     
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