What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Boom to that.. Me too.. Though with the addition of processed cheese.. Got to go to circuits first though.. Really looking forward to it.. Just hoping it's indoors rather than I'm the field next to the football teams training.

 

Ditto for me. Four hotdogs in two buns, cos I like living life on the edge.

 

I'm hoping you two aren't eating the tinned ones, I only like the proper german vacuum packed frankfurters ..

 

Was merely quoting a film. Look at that hill everyday and the gypo site is across from where I work. Actually having chicken and brocolli with conchiglle pasta and am about to crack open a hobgoblin. Just got daughter to sleep, boys are in bed and it's Friday tomorrow.

 

If only it were true

 

This glue is for sticking my model aeroplanes together, not sticking up your ****ing noses! Buy your own ****ing glue!

 

I farted like a fog horn at circuits tonight.. Whilst doing raised leg crunches.. So embarrassing, just slipped out.. Then I did it again while running round a field. That one was like a gatling gun.. Think I got away with that one though..*

No hot dogs for me tonight.. The mrs wanted kfc so she is on her way to collect the crispy coated joy in a box..

 

That will help the arse gas no end!

 

She is in for a treat tonight..

Thought I was going to spew my guts up at circuits..

 

Was considering circuits but plumped for swimming. I am the embodiment of an inspired Olympian! Got a 50m pool five minutes from the house, be rude not to. I also can't be arsed putting in big effort amongst strangers. Think I'll stick to solitary swimming and squash. Had two ales tonight though. Not like it's Wednesday so it is ok.

 

I'm not a fan of swimming or running.. Anything involving a great deal of stamina I'm a tad ****.. Short sharp bursts I'm ok with.. Need to give up the ***s..

 

Quite like a swim, once I'm in the pool I just keep going. Not like there's anything else to do. Also doesn't hurt my shins and knees like running does. Running isn't interesting or stimulating enough to ignore the pain.

 

Yeah can't stand running, nothing nice about it.. Would much rather have a good bike ride..

My legs are killing today.. Feel decrepit..

 

Killing them or smoking them ?

Spag bol last night.

Loads of ale for tea tonight ( kiddie free weekend )

 

Just tucking into my traditional Friday gut buster. Today that entails a breakfast baguette from a road side hut down west Wales. Bloody nice too. I'm with tonight Eric, selection of ale with a cider or two tonight. See what's on offer at Sainsburys. Not too many though, golf first thing tomorrow.

 

Bumming them.

 

Before of after lunch ?

 

Well I don't know what to have for dinner tonight. May have a few cheeky pints after work.

Do blokes ever grow up?? I still find myself chuckling when I see a sign by farms that say plums..

 

Think it's chips for tea, yay!

Now, the last three times we've had chippy tea I've had cod and it cost and abolute feckin fortune, there's no such things as a chesap fish and chips any more.

I think that tonight I'll treat myself to steak and kidney pie, chips and gravy.

Oh bloody yes.


(I'd have meat and tater pie but they don't have it down here. What the **** is that about then?)

((I think it is fair to say chippy tea consitutes a tea, not a dinner. Do correct me if you think otherwise))

 

Whole heartedly agree.. the correct terminology is a chippy tea..

Do you not have Pollock down there?? few of the Chippy's sell it round here, cheaper than cod and not much difference really..

**** having a pie though, defeats the object of a chippy tea if you dont have fish.. Next substitute if bab meat and chips..