That's why the second coming of Christ won't happen in Ipswich! They'd struggle to find 3 wise men, no chance of finding a virgin!
When I was cabbying in Lincoln, the railway hired me to take a couple to Grimsby, because it was a Sunday service and trains terminated at Lincoln, although they'd been sold a ticket right through by some numpty in Manchester! Chatting to them on the journey, it cropped up that they'd been sold the ticket by Virgin! Straight away, I said, "It serves you right then, you should have used a company that goes all the way!"