Working Today?

****ing love working holidays. Roads dead quiet, no **** phoning me or emailing me stupid ****ing questions.

Can just spend the day skiving on the internet then clock off about 2.30 and claim it as a full day.

Same on Monday and next Friday (no way am I taking a day off for that in-bred prick and his soon-to-be child producing walking womb.)

 

Same here. Checked the phone a while ago to see if we had been cut off Working tomorrow as well though

 

Used to love doing security work as a student in May. Double pay cash in hand, £160 to sit around on an empty construction site getting stoned for 12 hours...Beats sitting in an office all day!

 

I'm in today, empty office pretty much. Train was deserted this morning.

Leaving at 1 then heading to the golf course for a round, then a couple of drinks with a few guys from work

 

Have no fears ya scum bag Taig barsteward....I'll raise a glass for them on your behalf.

 

Thanks minion. Remember to bow and scrape and stand to attention whenever they appear on the telly. After all, they are your superiors - but not mine

 

I'm in the office today. Place is half empty. Usually 3500 people work here as well.

There are some graduate students selling Easter cakes in the lobby. ****s need to learn about grafting not ****ing primary school bake sales.

 

Wtf is an Easter cake?

 

Just googled it, had no idea they existed...

 

I know simnal cakes from my time down in the west country.

****ing hate office ****s with their cake days. You'd think it was the most exciting day of their lives they way they go on. Maybe it is?

 

The worst is when you get forced to buy an overpriced slice of cake and it's crap. If they want to force people to eat it, why not make a decent cake?

 

I prefer being off and at home. I can't skin up at work sadly.

 

****s in my work do a cake club Each week someone bakes a cake and the rest of the fannies mark them

They've nicked the plate I single handedly won for the department in the Glasgow office 5-a-side day

Last week was a ham and olive cake. Looked ****ing disgusting.

 

Some people have very limited social lives, any human interaction helps them. Also they're often fatties and they do love cake

 

Wow...a ****ter and a drug abuser.... No hope for you.
Save some for Sunday afternoon,you'll need something to block out the pain.

 

Abuser? How do you figure?

 

I left at 12 today. Couldn't be ****ed any more. Done overtime every day and two 24 hour shifts in the last two weeks. Daft ****s hired me to take up the slack then sacked a guy who had a PhD in Engineering my second week! So I've basically been doing his job and all the stuff they already had lined-up for me.

I've been working out of the Shell offices, mental politics in there. Every **** is trying to stab everyone else in the back to make themselves look good. Thank **** I'm just a sub-contractor in there.

 

Are Shell that bad? I know someone who works for them, he's an officer on tankers and he thinks they are clowns.

 

It's ****ing unreal Dev. There are loads of politics offshore but there are close to 3500 people at Tullos and nearly 1000 at Seafield in Aberdeen. So everyone is trying to make a name for themselves and are ruthless beyond belief.

 

I suppose where promotion (money) is concerened some people would stab their own Granny to make a fast buck. It's pretty sad but it goes on everywhere and every organisation, we are living through the Pavarotti generation (Me me me) in my opinion.

I cannot abide people who are driven only by money and career progression.