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Why Price is not Everything by TheTrainer for Micks Critique (First Draft)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Black Caviar, Aug 30, 2012.

  1. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Horses look funny.
     
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  3. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    gambol once told me if you **** a horses nostril it feels like cumming in a velvet sock.
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    This is true. You offer them some hay then wedge their head in the stable door. Word of warning: DO NOT be tempted to try their dung funnels. They ****ers can kick hard with their back legs. Hurt like buggery so it did.
     
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    also have you ever seen a horse taking a ****? their dung funnels are massive, it would be like shagging tina.
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I have. And yes it is.
     
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