Wid Ye?

Please stop ****ing talking bollocks all the time?

Thank you
x

 

my bollocks are very droopy today.

 

Does your bellend reach your arsehole?

 

Is that no a country and western song?

 

STD's bell end reaches all the boys arseholes.

Not called The Mincing Edinburgh Queen for nothing.

 

Where be that Black bird to?
I know where she be,
He be hiding away from me,
And I be after she!
Now I sees her, And she sees I,
Bugger'd if I don't get her
Wit me girt big dick I'll knock her down
Blackbird, I'll 'ave she!
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
'Ow's 'E Fadder?
Allright!

That's my routine walk to work, which ends in rape mostly

 

yes, but there is not enough excess to achieve penetration.

 

That's a shame. If it could, would you **** yourself? I would

 

On a serious note though, wid ye?

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I ****ed over her this morning. What a coincidence.

 

of course

 

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