Paralympics

Now the real thing has started.

I am almost reduced to tears when I see the determination, courage and skill of these people who put most of us to shame, especially people in Edinburgh.

This is what life is all about. Conquering and overcoming.

Forget The Olympics, this is the real deal and it's an honour just to be able to watch.

 

How do you manage to make such **** threads so consistently?

 

Typical view from the resident angry bore.

But to answer your question I've been studying your works fannyfart.

 

He took a course at night school.

 

I took a trip on a gemini spacecraft.......

 

Gemini's were unmanned ya ****in eejit.

 

It's a song you cretinous moronic half witted mutant ****ting ****stain.

 

That was the age of aquarius ya dobber.

 

Only because that **** got on board

I do admire the ****s in this spastic olympic thingy but it's a bit of a freak show.

 

I would watch and probably enjoy the paralympics but the bookies have taken all the fun out of it by refusing to offer any markets. I hope they al lose ther legs.

 

I'm assuming Bristol is well represented at these games?

 

Can you get any thicker. Ravey Davey Bowie covered it on the Heathen album.

So swivel on it.

 

Bristol has been relocated to London for the duration.

 

Talking of music i heard that Coldplay are the main act for the closing ceremony. I think that's really nice - you'd have to be a spastic to listen to that "music".

 

As the entire population of South Bristol are ******ed flid ****s, the term disability doesn't have any meaning in these parts therefore we're banned from taking part I'm afraid

 

Yes I can. Looking at nudie wimmin usually does the trick.

 

They blasted out 'I want to live like common people' when the teams were coming out

Also caught a bit of the ceremony where they were playing Rihannas 'Umberella' and these ****s where flying about in their wheelchairs 'dancing' with umberellas up. I had to turn it off, it was surreal as ****.

 

Wheelchair basketball is ****. There's no ****ing slam dunks!

 

Well said Toilet it's inspirational makes us look like lazy c***s.