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How Many Of The NOT606 Faithful Will Be At Celtic Park Tonight

Discussion in 'Rangers' started by Clunge Beater, Aug 29, 2012.

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  1. simon_bhoy

    simon_bhoy Well-Known Member

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    how is that possible?

    i mean what ****ed up stuff is going on in your life nev that could make that happen?

    what bangkok hell hole prison have you been subjected to while being forced to perform sex acts on medro could be so bad that you have a wet dream about subo? <yikes>
     
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    simon_bhoy, Aug 30, 2012
  2. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Up the Dunger Trev?

    Did she burst into song mid way through?
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Aug 30, 2012
  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    My only two celebrity shagging dreams have been all right <ok>

    Vorderman and Bonham-Carter <ok>

    I did once have a wettie about a lassie in a karate uniform that I shagged and, as soon as I'd shot my contribution, she rolled off of all fours and kicked my cunt right in <yikes><scarred>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Aug 30, 2012
  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh> **** knows man. Don't judge a man by his dreams!
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 30, 2012
  5. simon_bhoy

    simon_bhoy Well-Known Member

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    never had one about a celeb before

    hoping tonight is the night (come on down blonde bird off of hustle :))
     
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    simon_bhoy, Aug 30, 2012
  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I've had a couple. Lily Allen and the german tennis player Lisicki <ok>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 30, 2012
  7. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    They're both decent <ok>

    A guy I went to school with admitted he had a dream where Sarah Greene was in her scants telling him to set aboot her and he shat it <laugh>

    That guy got a slagging for being scared of the baird even in his subconscious for at least two years.

    My dream with Bonham-Carter was the best <ok>

    Shagged her in front of my mates in a park in Paisley :bandit:
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Aug 30, 2012
  8. simon_bhoy

    simon_bhoy Well-Known Member

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    lily allen is underrated <ok>
     
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    simon_bhoy, Aug 30, 2012
  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I'd rather listen to Subo than some Oirishy folk music by The Dublin Boys or the like.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Aug 30, 2012
  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Woke up with many a hard on (most mornings) but never spilt it in my sleep :(
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 30, 2012

  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    What's the difference between "Light" and "Hard"?






    You can sleep with the Light on.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Aug 30, 2012
  12. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I'm off to Liverpool. Enjoy yer ****ey selves
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 30, 2012
  13. simon_bhoy

    simon_bhoy Well-Known Member

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    enjoy subo the night <ok>
     
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    simon_bhoy, Aug 30, 2012
  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Holiday?
     
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    DevAdvocate, Aug 30, 2012
  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Never had a celebrity sex dream. Maybe there's something wrong with me.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 30, 2012
  16. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Yip, I have.

    Take it you were at the game last night?

    <85%er>
     
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    Medro, Aug 30, 2012
  17. simon_bhoy

    simon_bhoy Well-Known Member

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    you have no cum left in you after the days exploits?
     
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    simon_bhoy, Aug 30, 2012
  18. Null

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    I once had a dream I was shagging dawn french ...

    Woke up with my dick between the couch cushions!
     
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    Null, Aug 30, 2012
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    Null Well-Known Member
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    Nev on way to Liverpool:
    please log in to view this image
     
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  20. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Sleep walking/shagging.

    Was your family in the room?
     
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    Medro, Aug 30, 2012
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