Bidets

Why are they not more popular in this country?

 

Too cold. Be like having a jet of Arctic ice fired up your ****ter.

 

not necessarily we have water heaters now.

 

it would get all that spunk out your arse though.

 

every cloud has a silver lining

 

Nah, I'm far too Calvanistic for that sort of thing.

 

It's the civilised way to go.

If you had **** smeared on your arm, would you give it a quick wipe with a tissue or give it a good wash with soap and water?

 

A jet of warm water cleaning your ring is most satisfying. I'm definately getting one included in my new bathroom suite next year

 

Gambol would get someone else to do it

 

Went for a piss in a public ****ter in Bali. Just as well that I wasn't in need of a crap. Next to the hole on the ground was metre square, brick water container. No toilet paper. The idea was to wipe your arse with bare hands then wash them in the cold soap-less water. Feck that. Thank God for hotels.

 

I wipe and then wash my arse with a soapy flannel. You can call me "Mr Cleanarse".

 

Always remember that the left hand is considered as the wiping hand in that neck of the woods. It's considered a great insult to offer your left hand when shaking hands.

 

I prefer Mr ****tyflannel.

 

Yeah you're right George.

 

i use wet wipes but a bidet is the best. I dont know why they arent more widespread.

 

i ****ing love a good bidet!

 

Maybe because most houses/flats built these days have bathrooms built to the minimum specifications in terms of size so there's no room for a bidet?

 

I'll settle for "Mr Twoflannels".

 

Nothing compares to the shiny finish you get after a good anal bleaching

 

what a boring **** you are.