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Mark McCammon again!!

Discussion in 'Gillingham' started by gfc1234, Aug 29, 2012.

  1. gfc1234

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    Released by Lincoln City after 2 games!
     
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  2. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    you do realise you left your webcam switched on - I can see you laughing you bad person. <laugh>







    edit -ok - I was looking in a mirror
     
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  3. HOADIE_BOI

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    What a shock, wonder if he will start legal proceedings against them now considering he is full of talent why would they let him go?
     
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  4. brb

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    I actually thought that was funny.
     
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  5. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    I'll tell you something else that's funny
    One day in the future McCammon will have to answer questions from his grand kids -Like
    Q " What position did you play grandad ?"
    McCammon " Striker "
    Q " What was your last league team that you played for "
    McCammon " Gillingham" ( discounting the loan at Bradford )
    Q " How long were you with them "
    McCammon " 3 years "
    Q " How many goals did you score for them "
    McCammon " Errrrrrrrr......... 5 (said in a hushed voice)
    Grandchild ... Shouts Mum - Grandad is being stupid and runs off crying





    edit - I actually think that's funny - it's just a pity that I won't be there when it happens - because it will happen - and it will be priceless.

    edit for Hoadie Your posts, rather like the performance of The Gills, have improved this season - but, as you can see from the above, mine are already Premier league standard. <laugh>
     
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  6. HOADIE_BOI

    HOADIE_BOI Well-Known Member

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    That will be one of them embarrassing moments, he might still tell lies though and say that many games he did not play much of the game. How he is able to call himself a footballer I don't know.
     
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  7. brb

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    alwaysright - that is not funny like your first joke, because the ending of that joke is known by every Gills fan. Take me to a tribunal if you disagree <ok>
     
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  8. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    Just because anyone could guess the punchline, doesn't mean that the joke isn't funny. ( most especially at the expense of McCammon )
    I have been trying to make you laugh for 3 years. So far you have only giggled on 5 occasions. You wouldn't pay for me to go to comedy school, to help me when I had lost my sense of humour - yet you help people like Hoadie - now, at times he looks hilarious. What's wrong with me ? I think that you're prejudiced against my dark sense of humour. I tell you it's not usually much fun watching Gillingham - having to drive 100 miles in all sorts of dangerous weather conditions just for home gigs. I think you should pay me to go to Premier league games.

    ps - you'll be hearing from my solicitor a week or two before 6th October !
     
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  9. throwoff

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    HE WORKS WHEN HE WANTS
    HE WORKS WHEN HE WA-A-ANTS
    MARK MCCAMMON HE WORKS WHEN HE WANTS

    SUE US
    *clapclapclap*
    SUE US
    *clap*clap*cla*
     
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  10. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    well it's a lot cleaner than some doing the rounds.
     
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  11. throwoff

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    Haha, I did sing a little bit of 'are you mcammon in disguise' at that useless number 30 'Boro had on Tuesday but then the stewards started eyeballing me.
     
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  12. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    well - not so long ago I would have asked you " Did he give you black looks ? " - without fear that anyone would interpret the expression as some sort of racism ( the origin of the expression has nothing to do with racism ) - now you can't even sneeze without the need to be politically correct. The paranoid reaction by some members of ethnic minorities causes as much a problem as the 'offensive' use of slang by bigots.
     
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  13. Tom-Tom-Sat-Nav

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    Nothing like a bit of black comedy to end up my afternoon.
     
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