I'd send it to ER wrapped in a copy of Nexus. Best £4.25 (plus postage and packing) I'd ever spend. Not that I'd like it to be fatal, maybe just blow a finger off so that him and Gambol are on an even playing field.
I've always thought of him as a Vampire. The head Vampire in fact. If we kill Brucey does that mean all those twilight ****ers die a ****ty death?