Actually Tina would be more likely to say "Aw - are you upset? Well go and do a Speedie ad get your family to tell me where the funeral is so i can come and dump on your open coffin you effing piece of sh!te". Close though.....
I don't anymore - telling the parents that the broken limbs were the result of falling down or bumping into walls etc. was never going to last too long so now I just let them win.