Celtic (2) v Helsingborgs (0) KO 19:45 I'm shitein' it for tonight. This isn't a scenario I'm used to - having won away and just needing to play it safe at home. Going into the East End straight from work, couple of shandies, then off to hear Handel trumpetting the bould bhoys onto the park. I suppose I am confident but, if we go out tonight, it'll have been a gift horse that we've slapped aboot the coupon - therefore, I'm nervous mainly because of the consequences of arsein it up. Still... Altogether now... Die Meister Die Besten Les grandes équipes The chaaaaa-mpions! please log in to view this image
It would be a disaster on a monumental scale if we don't make it through tonight. Keep it tight for the first 20 minutes and don't go gifting them an early goal with our usual sloppy defending. I think we'll win 2-0 but wouldn't be surprised if we scraped through 0-1.
It is unusual but I've seen Celtic play much better away and coem away with **** all... so a to have a 2 - 0 away win under the belts is a great start. Keep it tight for the first 10/15 minutes and I think Celtic will be too strong overall. Altough, I think this mob will score at some point. 2-1 to Celtic.
We're in a great position but, like everyone else, I'm far from overconfident. But ffs, we should beat this mob, they really aren't very good. No excuses if we don't get through.
FFS this mob couldn't finsh their ****ing dinner, we seen that. We need to make sure we are not leaving space between the full backs and center halfs like last week. If we go 3 in the middle or 2 they have to make sure they know who's to pick up the runners because they didn't last week. I think we'll score in the first half and then its game over.
------------------Forster Matthews-----Rogne-----Mulgrew----Izzy -------------Brown----Wanyama Forrest----------Commons-------Samaras ------------------Hooper intae these racist ****s
if ****s are injured then --------------------Forster Lustig-------Wilson-------Mulgrew-------Izaguirre Matthews------Wanyama---Twardzic----Forrest -------------------Hooper------Watt
Rogne won't play and Brown probably not/ 50/50 but I reckon despite the injury, Commons will play - this team looks good to me. The right wing element in the Helsinborg support baffles me. They must be beeling at their statue outside the ground of a mixed race legend Let's do these puddin's.
A-way in a-ah man-ger, No-ho crib for a beeeeed, the leeeetle lord Jeeee-sus, Looked up and he said.... THE QUEEN'S A SLAG QUEEN'S A BOOT SHE'S A FU-CKIN PRO-STI-TUTE NA NA NA NA NANANA NANANANA NAH MICHAEL ***AN LICKED HER OOT Gone yersel' Subo etc.
I know. With all the disasters in previous CL years, we've got to be due a break sometime! **** it! Let's start booking for the final..........
Right, that's me off for a hawf day of shopping (oh, the joy ) but then it's down the pub to watch the game. See you here tomorrow when we'll hopefully be talking about potential big teams we'll be facing in the CL and who's going to be signed.
