Summary of last season

Liverpool waste money on Downing, Henderson and Adam.

First game. Gervinho sent off.

Beat Sunderland at their place. Ryan Taylor Over the Wall.

Sell Joey Barton (hindsight is a marvellous thing).

Carlos Tevez goes walkabout.

Unbeaten until November 2011.

Demba Ba scoring freely.

Steve Bruce sacked. The ‘Party with Marty’ begins.

Win a dubious penalty at Old Trafford.

Liverpool racists. Suarez banned. Liverpool decide t-shirts to support him would be a good idea.

Beat Man United at SJP 3-0.

Delusional Dalglish says Suarez should never have been banned.

Sign Cisse. £9m. Bargain.

Redknapp in court for tax evasion.

John Terry racist. Stripped of England captaincy. Ends up in court.

Capello resigns from England job. Redknapp hot favourite for the job. Spurs collapse begins.

Niall Quinn leaves Sunderland. Says: “Everything is in place for Sunderland to really make a statement.” Tres amusant.

Shola scores injury time equaliser against Sunderland.

Cisse scoring freely.

Beat Liverpool. Enrique in goal.

Cisse scores world class goal away to Swansea.

Ben Arfa walks through the Bolton team.

Cisse scores two stunners against Chelsea.

Secure 5th place. Guaranteed European football.

Hodgson appointed England manager. Two fingers up at ‘Arry.

Sunderland finish 13th. ‘Party with Marty’ confirmed as worst party in history.

Liverpool finish 8th. Their lowest since 1994.

Chelsea take Champions League away from Spurs.

Coloccini in team of the year.

Pardew named manager of the year.

Dalglish sacked.

Graham Carr signs 8 year deal.

Redknapp leaves Spurs.

 

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More of the same this season.

Expect Fat Sam to be this season's Redknapp, eyeing a bigger job (Real), getting in some bother over his dodgy bungs and allowing a decent league start to crumble away before leaving in a blaze of meatsweats.

Modric was this window's Tevez except he got his move, his huffing paid off. Treated like a slave the poor thing, expected to train and everything.

Best was our 'good deal in hindsight' sale but sadly for different reasons.

I actually fancy Campbell to score against the Mackems, I see him as the 'next Ameobi' more than I do the actual next Ameobi (Sammy)!