I've been offline for the last day or so due to starting a new job. I've not had any complaints so I presume there's not been a Speedgate or Cockney Rebel vs Ben Hobo arranged. What's been happening though? I can't be arsed reading through all the posts, can someone just sum it all up for me? Cheers
Basically Medro bammed-up a wee lassie with suicide jokes then put her onto a clueless Rebel for nae reason. It's alright though, us sensible GC crew have set the wee darling straight and warned her away from Medro in future.
Cheers Venom. Exactly the kind of friendly, helpful, obliging behaviour you're known and loved for. No cheers to Gambol. Exactly the kind of devious, bad-minded, objectionable behaviour you're known and loved for.
I received a private message from someones mother (Lynne C Doyle) blaming not606 for her child's behaviour. She obviously thought I owned the site so I told her I was gonna take the sit down and then kill myself, the honourable thing to do. Then some "16 year old girl" called TigersFan thought that Lynne C Doyle was the mother of BillyBhoy so she (or whoever's 2nd account it is) started posting on Billy's profile calling him a beast. All very amusing.
ER got Tina pregnant and they are expecting some sort of devil-spawn in the spring. Toby was rushed to hospital after an ill-advised 'shoving the biggest number of Topics up your arse' record-breaking attempt. ST was arrested in Tesco's after drilling a hole in a watermelon and pumping it. Medro's going to shut the site down at midnight. Eddie's created 423 accounts in the last 24hrs. Apart from that, it's been pretty quiet.
It's just my personable style that everyone has come to expect from me. I felt let down by Gambol. I'd told her that ER and Gambol were the respectable and wisdom enriched pair on GC. ER has been his usual lovely self though. Knew he would see her alright.
Basically a few people created 2nd accounts and pretended to be a "god fearing christian" mother and a 16 year old girl with saggy boobs. I thought it was Eddie, but most people seem to think it was Hash
I thought ER fired blanks these days, thanks to the tests those aliens performed on him. Good luck to them though, it's about time Tina dropped a sprog. I was beginning to think she was barren too. I don't believe that about Toby. He has a peanut allergy for a start. What size drill-bit did ST use? 5mm? I've heard about Medro. I always suspected he had more power here than he let on. What's Eddie's beef then? Is it just a bit of giddiness with the 11th anniversary of 9/11 looming large on the horizon?
He spammed the forum with the 10 different threads you had to delete - I banned him for 24 hours for it. He came back on that evening on another account, I told him to behave himself - he then went on to open about another 10 accounts, so I banned his IP to stop him opening new accounts - I unbanned his IP yesterday again just as he went on to open another 20 fake accounts to try piss me off - so he's proper IP banned for a few days now until I feel like letting him come back.
Eddieveee. What an oddly fascinating, complex character. Or just a cunt? Either way, he knows a lot about 9/11.
