mick yer a prick

That forum is ****ing brilliant

The 'Frustration' section is full of incredible topics

http://www.socialanxietysupport.com/forum/f35/

But this one has to be the best

http://www.socialanxietysupport.com/forum/f35/i-get-annoyed-by-all-the-sex-people-talk-about-200983/

 

Haw you, am on that forum trying to get my problems sorted out

 

I've registered as "angel of rebirth"

You don't even need to answer an email or anything - any old madeup address will do.

Now, all I need is a subject and some helpers

 

First post in

http://www.socialanxietysupport.com/forum/f26/let-it-go-let-it-go-let-it-go-165508/index13.html

 

You ****s are terrible

 

Second post - this one's got to get me banned

http://www.socialanxietysupport.com/forum/f33/afraid-of-babies-201099/

 

I've joined as 'Everyone hates me'.

What's the plan?

 

Try and chat someone up

 

It's just as well most of you lot are aetheists as you'd definitely be going to the big fire if it actually existed!

 

There's a self-harming section

I reckon we should get busy in there.

 

Between these three, I think I've got it.

We try to chat up somebody in the self harm bit and tell them we're Christian and don't do cunnilingus without an extended muff-washing ceremony as laid out in Leviticus

 

There's no ****ing chance that'll work, these people are depressed as **** whilst being really paranoid.

Also they must get wummed to **** on there, so I'll take it slow

 

Sumbdy should go on it and start a topic syaing they've had enough and they're gonny top themselves tonight. I would, but am too ****in lazy.

 

dont piss off the loonies, last time we went on one of those forums i got death threats

 

Don't frget to ask them all if they like WWE - oh and also if they ever speak to Sam Axe.

 

Some messed up eople on that forum. Bastards have me in pre mod, how'd your post get through Bib?

 

Comment number 3

http://www.socialanxietysupport.com...-come-back-to-haunt-me-201255/#post1060258008

I might start one under the self-harm bit after I've nipped out for a smoke.

 

Dunno.

Did you choose a mental username or something?

I went with the type of name that fitted in

 

Yer gonny start another Columbine