12:52AM...On The Rangers Board...

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Beel-air


In west Caledonia born and raised
Watchin’ Rainjurs is where I spent maist ae ma days
Chillin’ oot, slackin n’ relaxin’ aw cool
Drinkin cans ae Tennents outside ae ma school
When a couple of guys, they were up to nae good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I beat up wan wee taig and ma mam got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Beel-air"

I whistled for a train and when it came near
A couldnae get oan coz there’s nae signs on the door
If anything I could say that this train was queer
But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Beel-air!

I pulled up to big hoose about seven or eight
And I yelled to the driver "Yo, homes nae surrender!"
Looked upon Ibrox I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Beel-air