please log in to view this image Good Moaning. I mist soo it does git on my tots when I see Peer grimmer and spolling in tooped massarges. That sod, I don't tend to mook a sing and dunce about it.
I like it ! The people who use poor grammar as a supposed advantage to cheaply point score really put themselves out there , myself I fully know where a comma should be placed but my style is to put it where I put it , ah well .
I know I once walked to school with my shoe laces undone , I was warned but nothing was going to stop me....................... How's your corrective grammar ?
Many years ago when staying near Koblenz I had dinner with a German family where the husband had been a POW. He had learned Squadie English. I had to ask him not too as he was embarrassing the very lovely Mrs Godders who had never heard such words before. His wife spoke only German so she was unaware of what he was saying.
I heard something very strange at St. Mary's yesterday. A person sitting near me seemed to be very keen that Jay Rodriguez and Kelvin Davis both left the ground and performed a most unnatural act with a certain farmyard animal. I like to consider myself to be quite an enlightened person, but in all the years of my life thus far, I had never heard such a direct and unusual request.
My Parents used to be friends with a Dutch couple when I was a boy. I gave the lady, whose English was impeccable, (even her accent was not so strong, hey wow you can believe it) one of my Molesworth books to read out loud. I thought, this will throw her but she still managed to read it, spelling mistakes and all. Dutch people, you are great.
This was before my Saints supporting days when she was a pure innocent young lady. When we first went to the Dell I asked the chaps around me if the would mind awfully not swearing. Well that was a mistake for a start for they were even worse after that. I seemed to take more umbrage at their swearing than the very lovely Mrs Godders who didn't bat an eyelid but told me to calm down and not make a scene. She's always saying that to me.