About Rangers (cue mutant numero uno, saying we aren't Rangers)
1. The Failed Copper, booted out of the force for dealing and smoking weed. Has he ever set foot in Celtic Park?
Behave ffs, this is the Protestant (who turned because he heard some bad words in N.I...Boo ****ing Hoo (some hardman he is, considering he says he is ex 7RHA) who smokes weed like it is going out of fashion. Beels like fcuk, pretends to be intelligent, yet couldn't master loading a shell into a gun (you've got to be thick as **** to miss the breech)
2. Callsign "****tybreeks" aka The Londoner, who *(who gives it the big taig uberlord patter, when in fact, he is from the North of London, and has never set foot in Celtic Park). The very "man" who said he had booked a flight over here "anyway" (your words, **** head) but then hides over in diddlydee land
3. Venom Perhaps the funniest of the lot. He has a face that only a mum tripping on acid could kiss and even then that would be because she mistook his nose for a water dispenser. Wipe the grease of his grinner and you've enough for a fry-up.
4. The Ghapist...possibly the gayest out of the lot. He sucks on beans for protein and reads ****ty poetry. That is his daytime schedule. By night, he turns into Nightrider and gets his vegetarian arsehole clattered by bikers. Just an uber-bore, to be honest.
5. Tuna - Nah, she is just is irrelevant.
What a bunch of ****ing clownshoes
1. The Failed Copper, booted out of the force for dealing and smoking weed. Has he ever set foot in Celtic Park?
Behave ffs, this is the Protestant (who turned because he heard some bad words in N.I...Boo ****ing Hoo (some hardman he is, considering he says he is ex 7RHA) who smokes weed like it is going out of fashion. Beels like fcuk, pretends to be intelligent, yet couldn't master loading a shell into a gun (you've got to be thick as **** to miss the breech) 2. Callsign "****tybreeks" aka The Londoner, who *(who gives it the big taig uberlord patter, when in fact, he is from the North of London, and has never set foot in Celtic Park). The very "man" who said he had booked a flight over here "anyway" (your words, **** head) but then hides over in diddlydee land
3. Venom
Perhaps the funniest of the lot. He has a face that only a mum tripping on acid could kiss and even then that would be because she mistook his nose for a water dispenser. Wipe the grease of his grinner and you've enough for a fry-up.4. The Ghapist...possibly the gayest out of the lot. He sucks on beans for protein and reads ****ty poetry. That is his daytime schedule. By night, he turns into Nightrider and gets his vegetarian arsehole clattered by bikers. Just an uber-bore, to be honest.
5. Tuna - Nah, she is just is irrelevant.
What a bunch of ****ing clownshoes
