Blackburn V Leicester match thread

That gets my vote

 

Cam I just point out it's a one year old high spec Audi A4, which despite calling her car, I am a part owner of by virtue of it being a marital asset - I vote we find an alternative sanction

 

Hide one shoe from every pair she owns?

 

At first that seemed a great idea - Then I realised she would just buy more shoes using our joint account - We have to think out-side the box here folks

 

Cut her credit and debit cards up?

 

Unfortunately she has the intelligence to order replacements

 

Takes a few days to get here - even longer over bank holiday

Be highly amusing watching her wearing odd shoes

 

**** it - I'll go for it - Wish me luck

 

It is funny for a few hours - not that I've ever done things that evil you understand

 

Although on second thoughts she does own rather a lot of shoes which would require a hell of a lot of effort on my part - Can't I just shove it up her arse

(I did say think outside the box)