London 2012 - Appreciation for Volunteers

Yes, I heard about that. It was the Fritzl(sp) Law. You ****.

 

You're not the person from the council who phoned to tell me are you? it's just that they said exactly what you just did!

 

I was the guy that phoned looking for an in. Gies a shot.

 

Of course - should have known when the voice on the end of the line said "are you that **** I need to speak to"? Bit slow on the uptake i'm afraid.

 

Codeword "****", it works in all situations.

 

Can have hilarious consequences. You can bump into someone in the supermarket and 9 out of ten times if you call them a **** they'll chin you - on the tenth occasion they'll give you memebrship of the local Rotary club.

 

ps, I want membership of that club