Three onto one, good odds, bring it on you ****ers. (Ill just pull my kecks up first.) please log in to view this image "Yes I'm a cocksucker" please log in to view this image "Let me at the big mouthed cockney twat!" please log in to view this image What a strange man! please log in to view this image "That blokes a nutter!!!!" please log in to view this image
I'd LOVE to see Pardew approach a bench with Mr Kevin Ball on it. Word is Bally is gonna be in The Expendables 3.
Listen lads....... this is getting a bit silly. We know, and you know, that we'll stuff you. Apart from a couple of blips, it always happens. The cream always rises to the top. I admire you for backing your team, but you know in your heart of hearts, you're always on the losing side. Peter Beardsley, Dabizas, Shola, Ryan Taylor, over the wall
Bally will eat Shola, **** him out , roll him up, and feed him to Pardew. Yes, I am mature for my age, thanks.
I had that twat in my sights this afternoon when he puilled up alongside me in his black S Class Merc with 5H0llA reg near the Airport road. Thought heres my chance, ram the ****er, take us both out and he will be out of the derby game. A kind of suicide deby rammer. Lol To be fair, he clocked my Sunderland window flag and stared at me. TBH, he looks a big ****er just sitting in a car when hes only 2 ft away.
We know now that you know for sure that we all know we just signed a couple of game changers today and by the time of the derby, I know that you know that we will have another 1 or 2 and they will have had time to gel and play together. I know we have just improved our club massively and you know what? I know you're full of you know what?
No denying that Cest, you've certainly improved your team, no doubt about it. I'm not full of "you know what", but I think we still have enough to beat you, maybe even finish in the top 6, whereas, even with you strengthening, you'll not finish above us. You'll be better than last year certainly, but you're a couple of good signings away from us.
I heard Arnie, Sly, Statham and Jet Li **** their pants and bottled it though. Bally wanted Norris, Lundgren and Van Damme to join them to make it a fair fight but Van Damme locked himself in his trailer and wouldnt come out and Lungdren shat his kecks so badly the others started to cry. Latest is Bally has tied an arm behind his back and is wearing a blindfold but still no takers.
Like I said Somb, we aint finished buying yet but what we got now is already a nice balance? I'd happily go into the derby with this team as it is but add a LB and another forward amybe and we'll be ready. You can be favourites for me. I always like to be the underdogs. Mig Gardener, OShea, Cuellar, Bardsley Cattermole Larsson, Johnson, Sessegnon, McClean, Fletcher
Somb, We are better at the back. You have 2 smashing strikers. And we are equal as **** in midfield, different in style, although both attacking, but very even. We're not 2 players behind you, what we lack is the time to gel together. We need a left back, and a striker, and we'll get them by next Friday. We are as even as we've been in a long time, and credit to you that it took us £22million today for that to be the case.
They have one smashing striker. Ba. Cisse was he on the pitch against Spurs? Cisse was ****e in Europe and taken off. Seems every 5 minutes they are saying Ba is recovering from a knock, they were warned he is injury prone. Now if Cest could only have took out one for the team, we wouldn't have to worry about "lucky" Shola!
I love and hate the derby in equal measure (especially as we took 4 points in the last 2 seasons and have the advantage to lose)...Its what I imagine my pre-wedding day nerves to feel like!
