The Derby - Not For Pussies - Will Remain Unmoderated....

Right then, no ****ing about.

The Derby.

Gonna be a scorcher ain't it? End to end, pace , skill, the defenders will be ****ed.

Now, to save the squabbling on the other threads, let's have it out here!

This may be ill advised of me as a mod, or it may be genius, as the title says 'don't come in if you aren't up for the ****storm'

Mackems & Mags, FIGHT!

 

Can't we all just swap compliments over players we all have. Yes that Sessegnon chap, he's a jolly good footballer.

 

All right any mags on

 

That Ben Arfa has lovely quick feet, and outstanding balance.

 

We're obviously going to win, there's a starting point...

 

Bold statement.

Bally is on the bench, so that big ***got Tiote will cry off sick, for a start.

 

Well......... not being one to kick up a fuss......

You seem to be building a half decent team, one or two exceptional individuals, but....... we have a team of established players, fairly good defence, excellent midfield, and a very good front two.

When all comes to all, we'll kick your sorry asses. As usual. And deep down inside, you know it.

Kin hell BB. You've set the ball away here!

 

Somb,

The players we've signed are English ready & Prem experienced, easily established as your bunch of pepe-le pue mincers, si?

 

We will knock them front two out

 

OK, we'll have to send Shola on then? You heard of him?

 

Yes

 

Pack it in.

x

 

Hate to admit it but a couple of the Newcastle players are very good looking and have caused a slight twitch in the past.

 

Cuellar is gonna give Shola a smooch, and slyly put beard hair in his eyes.

Shola will be powerless (and a little turned on...)

 

Ha!

 

Too far away.

Its like spoiling Christmas

Pack it in

x

 

That won't put Shola off scoring against you lot! It's in his blood.

 

check your weapons at the door............................................this could be messy

 

No, that's aids mate

 

Shola!!!