Celtic: 1 Asian in, 1 Asian out policy?

Pfft, what kind of man are you? Never seen a real bomb scare? What a gaylord.

 

i once found an unexploded grenade on the beach at monifieth does that count?

i looked at it and thought "****ing oliver tebily"

 

Not really, Hoops being a resident of "wee six", sees Bomb Scares every day, they are so common as to be not even newsworthy.

That's what you have to aim for, "a Bomb Scare a day rubs the brain cells away" as my old Sergeant Major used to joke.

 

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