that concludes page 1 of 100 - Names you would love to have

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Don't rush on my account.

 

I wish my name was Hugebaws McLongdong - none of these silly ones ending in -son.

 

Son of Longdong ??

 

True - I should've thought the Mc prefix through first

 

Also, why would you want huge baws? That just presents a bigger target to anyone with a propensity for the clawing of baws.

 

Awright, awright.


Proportionalbaws McLengthydong it is.

 

The name's McLenghthydong, Proportionalbaws McLenghthydong.

Catchy.

 

Again, I haven't properly thought it through.

Proportionalbaws McMassivegirth is the guy the ladies wanna get to know

 

Had you an Uncle called Silver as in Longdong Silver ??



COAT!

 

Naw that's Tina

http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/161914-The-Cowcaddens-Party?highlight=Tranny Pirate

 

Oh ****! I've put my big foot put in it again.

 

Or you've just revealed that Tina is actually Bib's uncle.

 

I got both feet, an arm and a scalextric set in it <kfcbucket>

 

Bib's ancestors come from Blaney. It's a well know fact over here that the lot of them are hung like rampant bull elephants. FACT.