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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Noblelox, Aug 24, 2012.

  1. Noblelox

    Noblelox Well-Known Member

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    I think that comes from hearing it with poor diction, rather than seeing it written down.

    Others are Marks & Spencers (there is no s at the end)
    Home and Bargain (there is no &)
     
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  2. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Who's Nobleox?
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I've already done that one Sir <grr>
     
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  4. Sir Kenny Dalglish

    Sir Kenny Dalglish Well-Known Member

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    Here's proper English.
    All right me old china, do you fancy a ruby? I'm just going up the apples for a jimmy and to get a pony from my wallet. I was talking to a bloke the other day, and I would swear he was stoke on trent. He gave me a pain in my gregory.
     
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  5. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Suarez's wife went over to Coates' house. <yikes>
     
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  6. Milk Milk

    Milk Milk Well-Known Member

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    Indeed... it is a concatenation of Nob-Le-Lox... "Le" is French for "the"... "lox" is a fancy-schmancy way of saying "salmon fillet". :cool:

    His name therefore is telling you to screw your salmon dinner... not Noble Ox you dimwit. :D Can't belireve you didn't catch that.
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I prefer Nob me self. <ok>


    Edit: Myself, sorry.
     
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  9. Milk Milk

    Milk Milk Well-Known Member

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    We will not discriminate against you for that.
     
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    I'd like to see him try.

    Or, on second thoughts........
     
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  11. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Dis thred is shyte <ok>
     
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  12. Muppetfinder General

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    Your all loosers from the 50's.
     
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  13. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Nobollox <ok>
     
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  14. Gerrinho

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    Dis as proppa pissed me of!
     
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  15. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    bit harsh having a go at others for spelling errors.

    is there some irony in the post of spelling starting as stating, and having a go at others for grammar?

    my other half is dyslexic and gets enough of this crap on faceache, nobody knows each others circumstances, so shouldn't really be doing this type of thing in my opinion.
     
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  16. carlthejackal

    carlthejackal Well-Known Member

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    <ok>

    Pisses me off too. Any school child will know that grammatically the above is total sh1t. It must be 'He must HAVE known that....'
    The number of posters writing that sh1t is unbelievable.
     
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  17. BCR

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    But how would they of known?
     
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  18. Noblelox

    Noblelox Well-Known Member

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    Two things, they are not spelling mistakes, they are grammatical errors.

    Second, grow a sense of humour, this is not a witch hunt.
     
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  19. Noblelox

    Noblelox Well-Known Member

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    Just to clear it up, Noblelox is , or probably was the name of a "gelding" racehorse some years back.... Gelding??? Get it?
     
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  20. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    grow a sense of humour for having a go at others for mistakes, then making them yourself?

    ok, silly me <ok>
     
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