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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It's a little more difficult in here than it was. Not seen anything of Tunns. Is he on holiday?
     
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  2. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Just gone today I think the jammy bugger.
     
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  3. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Just got a phone call from my new job, kinda ****ed things up a bit. I think they are expecting me to work down in Manchester, would be good for me as it's closer to home/family/friends. But I've also not long moved house and the Mrs job and ties up here...kinda turned everything in a twist. I gave myself over a month off between the jobs too, would be a huge waste if things don't work out.
     
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  4. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Angelo Henriquez, never heard of the guy. Is he any good? You needed another striker. <whistle>
     
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  5. Alan

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    You ain't welcome on this site you lowlife.

    I presume the Liverpool mods have already contacted Mick to have him banned or do you need the United posters to help again?
     
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  6. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Tell him what you really think Alan. Stop holding back <laugh>
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Sounds a bit messy. What about renting something during the week, or is the money not good enough? You would be closer to me as well. You know what that means..........................................................................
     
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  8. I don't wanna know <whistle>
     
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  9. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I know exactly what that means, I will have to stop ****in about with all the daughter jokes! <laugh>

    Money is great, girlfriend isn't too keen on the idea though. But this job is a dream job and an opportunity not to be missed. <ok>
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    PM me with your mobile and we can arrange to meet up for a jar or seven <ok>
     
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  11. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Down the Cheese?
     
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  12. Noblelox

    Noblelox Well-Known Member

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    Male stripper?
     
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  13. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Strippergram. Interested?
     
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  14. Noblelox

    Noblelox Well-Known Member

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    Not in Manchester. {shudder} I wouldn't even risk putting squirty cream on yours, let alone mine over there.
     
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  15. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I heard they like a good rent boy over there. <ok>
     
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  16. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    Boom, have got season 5 of true blood being posted to me from thailand..
     
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  17. Noblelox

    Noblelox Well-Known Member

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    Wrong thread, numpty...
     
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  18. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    As the boss of this thread (option 4 ) I deem Sweats post acceptable for this thread.

    So lick my balls <ok>
     
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  19. Sir Kenny Dalglish

    Sir Kenny Dalglish Well-Known Member

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    Can you not do it yourself?
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Depends if you want to be drinking black sambuca st 10.30 am <yikes>
     
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