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Inspired by JW

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Magic Laudrup 11, Jun 11, 2010.

  1. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    Showed the boy in work JWs poems and challenged him to come up with one for the big titted secretary. He just text this to me

    Ur beautiful breasts stand out like the hills upon the horizon, waiting for the day my snake covers them in its poison.

    I wait 4 u in work full of anticipation, put u in the ****bank, for a nite of frantic masterbation,

    the jeggins defintley are the greatest invention in fashion, highlightin that incredible ass cryin out for passion.

    me julie wed go out get dinner something fancy we could eat, or perhaps a takeaway...ad stuff ur kebab with my meat.
     
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  2. <laugh> very good, maybe take the kebab part out tho.

    ps u wrote that didnt you?
     
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  3. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Nah I never wrote that, I've got my own done <laugh>

    Sinking the pints now <ok>
     
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    Drinkin is for losers and the poem is ****e. It's tryin too hard <ok>
     
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    Would it burst your bubble if I told you us women don't actually like men writing poetry for us? It kind of gnaws away at your masculinity in our opinion.
     
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  6. lone ranger

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    you want to see your man beat someone up dont you tina
     
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    Too right.
     
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  8. lone ranger

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    <laugh>

    **** your metrosexuals, its all about the hunter gatherer

    please log in to view this image
     
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    When I first saw you posting hen,
    i thought a burd on here? tina2010?,
    my baws swelt right up, my wee man got solid,
    the thought of you made me want to do things so naughty and horrid,

    i thought I've no chance, the way you stand up for yourself,
    so i spiked your drink, i just could help myself,
    well if you weren't up for it, at least i was,
    when you wake up tina remember, it was for a worthy cause!

    tina2010 <staunnermuir>
     
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  11. you'd like me then tina, a beat ****s up aw the time. only last week a had to save put wee senoj in his place
     
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    I like a right hard man. You'd be in with a shout if you weren't just a bot.

    :-(
     
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    <laugh>

    NevBot. Those threads would be interesting <ok>
     
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  14. RDW1

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    Your "pals" spelling is ****in awful too ML.
    I know it rhymes, but if you can't spell masturbation, then just write ****ing.












































    Yours,

    Pedantic ****.
     
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  15. lone ranger

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    did you pure melt him?
     
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  16. nah am only jokin, senoj is brand new. just sweeped him a peach, was rather funny. no malice
     
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    I'm man the hairy hunter, ****s know i'm hard as ****,
    but ****s like nev and ml11, i'm afraid they're out of luck,
    sure they boast they can fight like hardmen, but not as good as me,
    but one they sure do suck at, is the art of po-et-ry,

    See my rhyming skills are pukka but my masculinity's quite scary,
    i do have a sensitive side but my chest and balls are hairy,
    so let us two ditch those ****s and I'll recite you some Sartre,
    then once i'm finished the poetry ****e, I'll do you up the farter!
     
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  18. RDW1

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  19. lone ranger

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    you even got satre in there, bravo <laugh>
     
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