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John Jack Van Der Berg...?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by VenomPD, Aug 23, 2012.

  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Strangest spam email I've ever received

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  2. Tina_old

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    Similar name? <laugh><laugh>
     
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  3. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    So your real name is Dick John Jack Ven Der Berg?

    Shouldn't be too difficult to track down where you live...
     
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  4. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    My name is plastered all over here and it's nowhere near Dick John Jack Van Der Berg.

    Better name than mine though, it's too Irish sounding really for someone as British as I am. <ok>
     
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    PROUD TO BE BRITISH
     
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  8. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Medro = beel off the radar.
     
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Med-Dog is foisted by his own ******.
     
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    <laugh>

    Thought my fellow Brits would like this
     
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  12. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I am proud to be British. I've never claimed otherwise.

    You're proud to be accepted by the British and accepted as an adopted Brit. <ok>
     
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  13. Kim Jong Il

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    the boss is in spain on holiday just now and the youngest burd in the office came through to my room the other day saying we had got an email from the home office saying that someone we know has been arrested and we needed to transfer them money via western union. wanting to know where the office credit card is. <laugh>
     
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  14. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    We're both the same you and me.

    Proud Brits.

    Now join me in a rendition of god save the queen

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  15. Kim Jong Il

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    medro that flag is upside down <doh>
     
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  16. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Dougie is properly British. He knows better than a paper Brit like you Medro. <ok>
     
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  17. Mind The Duck

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    Sorry Medro

    We're full
     
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  18. GroveRanger

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    What happened to the main in jail? Poor sod could be sitting in a roach infested Thai prison with the only hope that one of his work colleagues bails him out.

    Or you could use the company credit card to take the young office burd out on the town. Dinner, drinks, whiffy finger, job done. Boss won't even miss it.
     
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  19. charlienicholasismydad

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    Do you have that burds email address as your company has won the lottery in Nigeria and I can transfer funds once I have the credit card details, bank account number and sort code <ok>
     
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