My apologies for not including fruit abuse ****, pokey-bum-****, chokey-**** and tit-**** (by the way these were a few of the names for the Seven Dwarves that never made it to the film). I also neglected to mention; Danger **** - where you try to bash one out in public before you get caught Wiki-**** - where you hump a bird and wake up the next morning and whack off all over her while she's asleep Tina **** - much the same as a normal **** but you pretend you are a woman E.R./Toiler **** - also called the Dry **** where you pull it for hours and only dust comes out Gambol **** - you only use four fingers and spunk all over the couch Paddy **** - similar to the melon **** but using potatoes Hun **** - normal **** but you do it for so long your hand turns red Please feel free to add any others I may have missed.
I was alone in a customer's house recently and had a quick **** in one of their beds. You can call me Goldilocks from now on
Stayin in Glasgow one time my mate decided to be a **** for the cleaners so pounded one out, threw it on the wall and stuck playing cards to it. He didn't name but he did get some looks when he told us all about it. P.S. He was English. P.P.S. And a former soldier
I've got a copy of the true tale of how Not606 is really just a small part of the expansive sprawling tale of the sexual conqueror Bollo Bollo
Best place for a tug, in my opinion. You're just jealous, anyway, cos you ain't had a Goldilocks ****. Incidentally, Goldilocks **** should be added to the favourite tug method on the poll
Don't be silly Medro. He's a Geordie, his faithful "steed" will sort those Bears out. please log in to view this image
