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Favourite ****

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Aug 22, 2012.

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What is your favourite tug method?

Poll closed Sep 5, 2012.

  1. A swift one off the wrist using your imagination

    1 vote(s)
    20.0%

  2. A swift one off the wrist using porn (film/mags)

    3 vote(s)
    60.0%

  3. Lie on your other hand until it goes numb so it feels like someone else

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  4. Inner tube of a bog roll

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  5. Hump the pillow/cushion

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  6. Posh **** - using a condom & lube

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  7. Tantric **** - repeatedly knocking one out but not dumping your load

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  8. You don't have a penis

    1 vote(s)
    20.0%
Multiple votes are allowed.
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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    What is your favourite tug method?
     
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    GroveRanger, Aug 22, 2012
  2. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Two handed whilst reading nexus
     
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    Mind The Duck, Aug 22, 2012
  3. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    A lubed-up waterwing jammed in the sofa. Just make sure the owners of the house don't come back while you're at it. <ok>
     
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    VenomPD, Aug 22, 2012
  4. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    In a hotel trouser press.
     
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    Medro, Aug 22, 2012
  5. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    having someone else do it.
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Aug 22, 2012
  6. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    With the aid of my wardrobe hangers
    [nsfw]
    please log in to view this image
    [/nsfw]
     
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    Shameless, Aug 22, 2012
  7. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Also you missed chokey **** and pokey bum ****. 2 forum favourites
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Aug 22, 2012
  8. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I like to masturbate using a lady's vagina instead of my hands to grip my penis.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Aug 22, 2012
  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I'm into yoga so can tug myself with my feet. Pedwanks rule, ok <ok>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Aug 22, 2012
  10. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    A melon with a hole drilled into it.

    Not only a ****ing aid but a healthy snack for the whole family <ok>
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Aug 22, 2012

  11. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Hence why I never voted.

    Forgetting the pokey bum **** is one thing, but it's a ****ing travesty that chokey wasn't included.

    Not606 was built on chokeys
     
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    VenomPD, Aug 22, 2012
  12. gas

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    Tit **** is also not mentioned <grr>
     
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    gas, Aug 22, 2012
  13. Slutty Internet Bint

    Slutty Internet Bint New Member

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    sometimes, I lie on my cock until it goes numb then I pretend that I'm ****ing someone else off.
     
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    Slutty Internet Bint, Aug 22, 2012
  14. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    tit ****s are ****e
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Aug 22, 2012
  15. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
    Highly original
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Aug 22, 2012
  16. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    And painful.
     
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    Tina_old, Aug 22, 2012
  17. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Some Savlon will sort those shaft burns right out for you Tina. <ok>
     
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    VenomPD, Aug 22, 2012
  18. gas

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    Depends on the tits. My misses gives me a tit **** and licks my knob end at the same time.
     
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    gas, Aug 22, 2012
  19. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Favourite ****?

    The next one.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Aug 22, 2012
  20. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Savlon solves everything <ok>
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Aug 22, 2012
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