So is tina's ****. She sports a rather tidy clam style twat, as opposed to the rather ugly kebab style twat. Any preference yerself?
Ahm no so fussy on the kebab style where there's mair bits hingin oot it than a Saturday night kebab ye drapped on the flair. Still widny say naw though.
yer niece is 30, you old ****! edit: ****s sake i pressed reply instead of edit only read the below one!!
My abiding memory of London 2012 will be the Dutch ladies hockey team, can't post photos but feel free to google image for proof. All out turbo-pokey-bum-****fest material.
she could still take you apart,you would look silly walking around with your head sticking out of your arse
My favourite Olympic moment was switching channels to put on a Scottish division three game up at Peterhead .