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George Galloway; It's NOT rape, just bad manners

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Medro, Aug 21, 2012.

  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>
     
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  2. RAVENBLACK

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    been off work coz its giving me pains in the head, annoying as ****!!
     
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  3. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Sounds like the aliens left an implant in there, a mind-control device possibly. You'll probably be used as an assassin.
     
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  4. irishgreen

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    Told you but you wouldn't ****ing listen.
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Softie, i've had a constant headache for about two months and I ain't taken a day off. Yes, I am that hard.
     
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  6. RAVENBLACK

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    and im sure the young boys love you for it.
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    My chickens? Yep.
     
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  8. Tina_old

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    Do you keep chickens? :laugh:
     
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  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    That's what he calls the Romanian orphan sex-slaves he keeps in his cellar. He's chopped their arms off, so they look like chickens when they eat off the floor.
     
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  10. Medro

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    Could be a brain tumour. I would get that looked at. A fella I went to school with had the same thing. Thought he needed glasses but pain kept going, went for a check up and they discovered a brain tumour.

    Chicken George
     
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  11. jenthesaint1990

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    what if you want to wake up your fella by having a little suck on the morning wood, is that sexual assault? :bandit:
     
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  12. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Depends how ugly you are. <ok>
     
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  13. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Yes.

    Same as if you woke him up by pumping him with a strap on.
     
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  14. Minxy

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    What if the ladies in question were really drunk when they consented

    .... but once sober realized it was a big mistake
     
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  15. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Has that ever happened to you?
     
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  16. RAVENBLACK

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    Yes.

    All us guys want is equality.

    Personally I would name and shame the bitch before trial and ruin her life and career and possibly be exposed to fat lesbians with strap ons doing her up the ronson lighter in the slammer
     
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  17. Minxy

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    Nope .... can't say it has
     
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  18. VenomPD

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    They say you should try everything once...
     
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  19. Minxy

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    they maybe wrong
     
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  20. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Are you a bird?
     
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