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Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

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  1. Milk Milk

    Milk Milk Well-Known Member

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    I could eat that.... errrm I mean there.
     
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    A good face and a heavy set of baps means big, um, tips. <ok>
     
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    I'm more of an ass man, have you got any rear pics of her Bluff?

    <whistle>
     
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  4. Enricky.

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    Corrected it for you <ok>
     
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    Tilted kilt calender girls if you are interested home slice. <ok>
     
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    <doh>

    You accent doesn't put that kind of work in sonny! <laugh>
     
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  7. Milk Milk

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    I've been underneath a hooters girl... right after university the flat above mine had one living there...

    ...a middle aged guy with a merc used to come visit her all the time... for about 30mins at a time... during which they enthusiasticly moved furniture around.

    Always struck me as so stereotypical. Hot hooters girl... and rich older man paying her visits.
     
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    Don't tell me you didn't jizz yourself looking at that picture, I know what you Americans are like <laugh>
     
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    Cheers.:biggrin:
     
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    Strong in the bedroom? You bet! You not seen any of our porn vids? I know you have! makes sure you wash that crusty rag of yours, might put an eye out with it! <laugh>

    Or let mom wash it. <yikes>
     
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  11. Enricky.

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    That's vile, I'll let your mum have a tug on it though, especially if she looks anything like that bird in the pic! <ok>

    <laugh>
     
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    Gross in too many ways. I am 10 yrs older than you and my mom is 25 more than me, have a word ben! <laugh>

    Do you lot do any sports bars like Hooters and Tilted Kilt or is it all public house 101 and that is that?
     
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    I aint picky <ok> ;) Age is just a number Jon, and don't you forget that <laugh>
     
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    You also are what you eat. <ok>

    Pussy. <laugh>


    <yikes>
     
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    Just for you, Page.
    please log in to view this image
     
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  16. Enricky.

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    <laugh><laugh>

    Does that mean Baz is a dick? :D
     
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    Why does PMK fancy Carroll again?
     
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    :bandit:
     
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  19. Milk Milk

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    There are fewer attractive women the older they get... but it makes the ones that are all that more alluring... think it is the taboo factor a bit too.



    Oooh how's this for a theme restaurant... "droopers" scantilly clad octagenarian women as the waitresses.:
     
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    Oooh... or here's a good theme restaurant...

    Tooters... hot waitresses that are given things to make them have wretched gas.

    Poopers... hot chicks serving you laxative laced foods...

    I could be a restaurant tycoon.
     
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    Milk Milk, Aug 21, 2012
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