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Manchester September 08/12 11am-10pm

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  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    "The Esoteric Agenda"

    On the back of a journal I purchased recently (Nexus by the by and conveniently priced at £4.25) there is an advertisement fo this "the most exciting and informative esoteric conference of 2012". This excites me and is right up my alley.

    Tickets are only £45. Who would care to join me?

    Celtic fans should look up the meaning of the word "esoteric" before they proceed any further.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Aug 21, 2012
  2. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    es·o·ter·ic   [es-uh-ter-ik]

    1. understood by or meant for only the select few who have special knowledge of sheep shagging;
     
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  3. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    No. But I'll meet you for a curry afterwards if you like.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 21, 2012
  4. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like you pair have a date.

    Remember your manners.
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yes, always ask permission before insertion.
     
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    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Especially if one of you falls into a korma.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Aug 21, 2012
  7. Shameless

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    fixed
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That's it. Yer sacked. Get out.
     
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    fixed
     
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  10. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I dont do anal penetration on a first date.

    Especially not some baldy ginger pubed fat mess from Mancsville.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Aug 21, 2012

  11. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    What about with a big blonde bear from Salford?
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

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    The local rags up here are **** but the back page of the evening distress gave me a laugh.

    Picture of RVP with hands on knees and Fellaini standing beside him "This time its Persie-nil"
     
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    Ferguson's playing Rooney on the right from now on so that he can pass to the Dutchie on the left hand side.
     
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    <laugh>

    Dev has a contender.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Aug 21, 2012
  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Please don't encourage either of them.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 21, 2012
  16. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    I prefer the "Chicken Tarka". It's like a "Tikka" but a little otter.
     
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    Bullet tooth Tony, Aug 21, 2012

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