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The Mayan Calendar

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Aug 21, 2012.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Interesting piece on this in "Nexus" (a journal for the intelligentsia basically). Being of an open mind I, unlike Celtic supporters, like to think for myself and take in the inexplicabilities in this amazing life.

    Now "Nexus", the worlds number 1 magazine for alternative news, health, future science and the unexplained delves into the complexities of The Mayan Calendar.

    "The end of the fifth great cycle of the mayan long count calendar coincides with the solstice of 21st of December 2012 at 11:11am Universal time"

    Question is, is it the end of the world or a new beginning?

    Mayan Phrophecy "arise, all arise, not one or two groups be left behind, together we will see once again the place from where we have come".

    You can buy Nexus at most newsagents and is only priced £4.25.
     
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    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    ER von Däniken
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I think I just figured out ER's new job.
     
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    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    This is like the episode of the Simpsons where Homer discovers the Reader's Digest.
     
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    Apparently the Aztecs foresaw the comming of the Conquistadors in their Sun Calendar. You'd have thought then that they'd be smart enough to bugger off before the Spicks kicked the sh1t out of them and nicked their gold.
     
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    <laugh>

    I can just imagine ER now down the local pub boring the arse of all the regulars with his tales from the Nexus. On second thoughts I don't suppose he often visits his local public house:(
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    His soon to be ex-missus took everything from him. This is why he trying to earn a couple of quid selling Nexus door to door.
     
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    Shameless Well hung member

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    tag: <ER's zimmer frame adventures>
     
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    yes but hindsight is something not to be looked back on.
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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