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  1. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    ...but not for me <ok>

    Tenner in roulette at bookies and stuck it over neighbours. £2 on 13 and in it comes. Ya ****ing dancer, £72 on the machine. Repeat bet and stuck the £2 over the same numbers. I had £2.40 on 13 and it comes in again <ok> So I'm sitting with £158.40. Bet £8.40 and it lost so walked away with £150 <ok>

    Just in time for my WC beer shop <ok>
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, Jun 10, 2010
  2. BolloBollo

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    reason 2736237846 to hate ML.
     
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  3. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I thought there was more reasons than that to hate me <laugh> I think the other forum has a dedicated section to hating me <laugh>
     
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  4. Castleger

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    I think you should invest in one of these T-shirts, ML

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  5. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I've got one already. On the back it says "SO ARE YOU"
     
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  6. Neville Bartos

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    a lassie a know has a hoody that just says **** on it. she only wears it at titp tho.
     
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  7. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Is she a horse?
     
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  8. Neville Bartos

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    neigh shes no

    truly awful gag
     
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  9. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    About roulette machines, i stay well clear of them cos more often than not you will lose. If you play them regularly even if you win on a certain day you will always lose in the long run

    You've obviously had a good day with them ML and you done well to walk away with £150, most people would get greedy and go after more and thats when you start losing it all
     
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  10. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Sorry nev, couldnt help myself.

    Morrisons tonight for 6 crates of beer/cider for £36 <ok> should last a couple of days <ok>
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I only usually go in when I have loose change after buying lunch. I had a really scrappy ****e tenner so stuck it on <ok>

    I know what you mean about getting greedy. Boy I work with lost £60 in 2 spins one day <doh>
     
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    You bathe in the stuff, right?
     
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  13. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Nope but I'll be bathing in champagne if Serbia win the WC <laugh> £20 at 66/1
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, Jun 10, 2010
  14. Neville Bartos

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    66/1? ****e odds, shud be over 100.

    awrite tina wits happnin? fancy goin on a date wae me the nite?
     
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  15. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Nev, Serbia actually have a really strong team. Vidic, Ivanovic, Jovetic, Jovanovic, Zigic <ok>
     
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  16. Neville Bartos

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    Ivanovic? she would get it aw ways

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  17. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Ana Ivanovic would be a dirty wee cow in the sack
     
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  18. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    She would take it up the dung pipe without flinching <ok>
     
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  19. Neville Bartos

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    nah a dont hink she's a dirty.
     
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  20. Tina_old

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    What would the evening be like if I said yes?

    Give me a run down, in real time please.
     
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    Tina_old, Jun 10, 2010
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